Pancakes: The ranting.

What the F$CK! People are really lazy when it comes to cooking. First it was apparnetly too much of a trouble for folks to cook breakfast, so they came up with Bisquick. Personally I find it easier to add my own baking powder to my flour than to try to cram a measuring cup into the boxes the Bisquick comes in. Not much of a timesaver really. But now THEY'VE ADDED THE MILK for you too. Just add water. What next? Pancakes in a can? Pop it open and onto the griddle? Will they come in individually packaged single-sized servings? And the mega pack? Plug in the box and they cook themselves? I'm sorry. If you can't be bothered to make your own pancakes, then head down to IHOP. Or somewhere better. Or just have toast. Whatever. I'm done now.

And a great quote from last nights Colbert Report. "No, I'm not trying to be a douchebag. I'm BEING a douchebag."

Time for Bed: The Sleeping.